"Welcome to the Big Dumb Show" LP1

by CRINGE FANTASY

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1.
Introduction (feat. Weasel Walter)
2.
Welcome to the Big Dumb Show (feat. Gregory Jacobsen, John Forbes, L. Wyatt) 03:18
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--------------------------- Hello and welcome I am your friend, your lover The source of never ending laughter Watch me dance, oooh what a delight It's me the greatest person in the world Thank you for the accolades, the fanfare Everything I do I do for you Ugh, I wish I were dead No heaven above us No hell below We're stuck here in the middle Welcome to the big dumb show Let me caress you with my words and sights I'm wrenching as I'm advancing Your love is essential, without it I'm nothing It's me, I'm so wonderful, I'm a treasure It's my big show my time to shine Please don't leave I need you now Ugh, I wish I were dead No heaven above us No hell below We're stuck here in the middle Welcome to the big dumb show Ordinary delusions The banal spotlight Exposed cringe fantasies The indulgence excites ---------------------------
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Influencers in the Wild (feat. Justin Pearson, Jesse Matthewson, Brian Case, Melina Ausikaitis, Thymme Jones) 02:03
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--------------------------- Lights camera action All eyes on me Alter of grandeur I got a devil in me From beyond the veil shadows in the night spirits departed emerging from light On your knees All eyes on me Pose worship follow I got a devil in me Our religion is the new entertainment Bow down peasants All eyes on me Me über alles I got a devil in me ---------------------------
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Summertime Drugs (feat. Bobby Conn, Foxby)
5.
The Body of Christ (feat. Gregory Jacobsen, John Forbes, L. Wyatt)*
6.
Democracy on Life Support (feat. Gregory Jacobsen, Nicola Kuperus, Brianna Tong, James Marlon Magas, Nathan Joyner)** 02:27
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---------------------- Broad stripes Bright stars The bombs bursting in air So proudly we hailed Our flag was still there Stop! Let me taste the blood Bodies in the mud They do it all the same Order from above Profit from the pain Yeah Yeah they like it when we drown Under god or underground Pretty shackles closing round One nation squeeze it til you’re choking on it Before you load your guns with what you believe Just let me bleed out what you want from me Our Democracy Under siege No misconception Of Deception At your knees Our Democracy Under siege Take My Pulse Take My Pulse Take My Pulse please ----------------------
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A Wall Around Your Heart (feat. Chris Connelly, Dominika Em, James Marlon Magas, Jonathan Hischke, L. Wyatt)
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Ordinary Filth / Extraordinary Garbage (feat. Gregory Jacobsen, Noa Durban, Brian Amalfitano, L. Wyatt) 03:00
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9.
Courtesy of the USA (feat. Chris Connelly)
10.
Conclusion (feat. Theo Katsaounis)***

about

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Have you lost your lust for life? Is this modern world too much for you to bear? Global warming, misinformation spreading like a cancer, the rejection of science, the fall of democracy, the rise of fascism, working for a pittance as the ever widening gap of the haves and have nots grows and grows.

It's alright, take a breath - Cringe Fantasy is here to help.

A band louder than sound and brighter than the sun - Cringe Fantasy is here to blow your collective brains out and throttle your puny little earth bodies into Valhalla. This is the pop music of the future. Welcome to the 23rd century.

Who are we?

We are a weirdo pop “supergroup” whose core members are artists from bands you may know... Lovely Little Girls, Microwaves, Tijuana Hercules, Mac Blackout, KK Rampage, and an extraordinary assemblage of guests from bands around the globe.

Prepare to be waterboarded by the greatest people in the world.

Everything we do, we do for you.

Ugh, we wish we were dead.

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CRINGE FANTASY is...

VOCAL: Gregory Jacobsen
VOCAL: L. Wyatt
SAX: Doug Abram
SAX: Mac Blackout
SAX: Labratio
GUITAR: David Kuzy
DRUM, SYNTH, ETC: Ben Fairbank
BASS, GUITAR, ETC: Brandon Bordenkircher

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releases May 31, 2024

FEATURING...

VOCALS

⊙ Nicola Kuperus (ADULT.)
⊙ Justin Pearson (Planet B / Deaf Club)
⊙ Brian Case (FACS / Disappears)
⊙ Jesse Matthewson (KEN Mode)
⊙ Chris Connelly (Ministry / Revolting Cocks)
⊙ Bobby Conn
⊙ Melina Ausikaitis (AITIS Band)
⊙ John Forbes (Tijuana Hercules)
⊙ Thymme Jones (Cheer Accident)
⊙ Dominika Em (Chaser)
⊙ Brianna Tong (Je’raf)
⊙ Mosi Willow Palosaari (Foxby)
⊙ Noa Durban (Butthole Surfers Movie)
⊙ Elliot Burin (KK Rampage)
⊙ Basketron (Ntelos)
⊙ Roosevelt Bijou
⊙ Shiyah Allan

GUITARS

⊙ Brian Amalfitano (Deaf Club)
⊙ Nathan Joyner (Psychic Graveyard)
⊙ Guilhem Meier (Pili Coit)
⊙ Paul Parts (Daniel Knox)
⊙ Jim Cooper (Daniel Knox)

DRUMS & GUITAR

⊙ Theo Katsaounis (Joan of Arc)
⊙ Weasel Walter (Flying Luttenbachers)

SYNTHS / KEYS

⊙ James Marlon Magas
⊙ Jon Steinmeier (Steinomite!)
⊙ Rob Karlic (Nondimension)

STRINGS

⊙ Alia Jyawook (Hot Nerds): cello
⊙ Ishmael Ali (Je’raf): cello

HORNS

⊙ David Smith (Mucca Pazza): bari sax
⊙ Daniel Luedtke (Gay Beast): alto sax
⊙ Maria Hernandez (A Light Sleeper): alto sax

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All songs by CRINGE FANTASY.

Except...

* Lyrics by JR.
** Lyrics by CF, Brianna Tong & Nicola Kuperus.
*** Music by CF & Theo Katsaounis.

Photograph by Shiyah Allan Bordenkircher.
Cover Layout Design by Syd Bordenkircher.

Mixed by Brandon Bordenkircher & Ben Fairbank.
Mastered by Ben Fairbank.

© all rights reserved

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CRINGE FANTASY is an art-damaged pop collective whose music is an amalgamation of ADULT., Albert Ayler, Arab on Radar, Charli XCX, Cheer Accident, Chris Connelly, David Bowie, Fela Kuti, King Crimson, Magma, Ministry, Pigface, Public Enemy, Roxy Music, Run the Jewels, Sam Rivers Orchestra, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Talk Talk, The The, and more.

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Cringe Fantasy Chicago, Illinois

CRINGE FANTASY is an art-damaged pop collective featuring members of... Lovely Little Girls, Mac Blackout, Tijuana Hercules, Microwaves, KK Rampage.

With guests from: ADULT., KEN Mode, Deaf Club, Planet B, Chris Connelly, Bobby Conn, AITIS Band, Psychic Graveyard, FACS, Revolting Cocks, Joan of Arc, Cheer Accident, Cellular Chaos, Flying Luttenbachers, Chaser, Dead Rider. ... more

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